Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Don’t Tread On Me (Unless You’re Rich)
Finally, a Gadsden flag for the modern age of corporate lobbying. This shirt is for the rugged individualist who values their personal liberty above all else—unless, of course, a billionaire wants to walk all over it.
The design features a sophisticated, monocle-wearing rattlesnake perched atop a pile of cash, complete with a top hat and a "devil-may-care" attitude toward economic equality. It’s the ultimate satirical take on the "Don’t Tread On Me" mantra, pointing out that the "treading" is usually fine as long as there’s a high enough net worth involved. Wear it to your next country club gathering, a tech conference, or just to the bank while you wait for your trickle-down economics to arrive.
Why It’s a Rich Choice:
- Satirical Twist: A witty, high-class parody of an iconic American symbol.
- Bold Graphic: Vibrant yellow-and-black contrast that ensures your irony is visible from across the room.
- Sophisticated Snark: Features a snake with more style (and probably a better stock portfolio) than most of us.
- Premium Comfort: Soft enough to make you feel like you’re part of the 1% (even if the bank account says otherwise).