"$50 is $50" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
"$50 is $50" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Integrity is overrated. Principles are great until someone waves two twenties and a ten in your face — then suddenly everything's negotiable. If you're the kind of person who tells it like it is and laughs at the absurdity of life, this shirt was made for you.
Bold navy and gold block lettering dominates the front with a massive $50 that demands attention. Below it, the brutally honest confession: "I'm not gay but $50 is $50." It's shameless, self-aware, and guaranteed to spark a reaction — whether that's a laugh, a double-take, or someone walking away shaking their head (which is honestly the best kind of compliment).
Why customers love it:
- The message is unapologetically funny — it commits fully to the bit with zero apologies
- The bold $50 graphic is impossible to miss, making the punchline land even harder
- Classic navy and gold colorway gives it a clean, high-contrast look that pops from across the room
- It filters your social circle automatically — the people who laugh are your people
- Guaranteed to be the most-commented piece of clothing you own
Perfect for: bar nights with your crew • gift gag exchanges • guys who appreciate brutally honest humor • anyone who's ever bent their own rules for the right price
Wear it proudly. You've got your principles — and a firm, negotiable price on all of them.
The fabric: Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel that gets better with every wash. Relaxed unisex fit. Available in sizes S–4XL.