"The Only Wall I Support" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
Black / S
$24.82
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$24.82
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"The Only Wall I Support" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
$24.82
Sale price
$24.82
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Good Fences Make Good Governments.
Looking for a "border" policy everyone can get behind? This shirt highlights the most important boundary in American history: the one keeping the pews away from the podiums.
Featuring a bold, retro-style graphic of a stained-glass window and the Capitol dome separated by a sturdy brick barrier, this design is for the voter who believes that some things are better left un-blended. Whether you’re a staunch secularist or just a fan of keeping your Sunday mornings and your Tuesday elections separate, this tee says it all so you don’t have to.
The Details:
- Sharp Political Satire: A clever take on a polarizing topic that redirects the conversation toward constitutional fundamentals.
- Punchy Visuals: High-contrast colors and clean lines ensure the message is readable from across the room (or the legislative floor).
- Premium Quality: Soft, breathable fabric that holds up wash after wash—unlike some campaign promises.
- Unapologetically Opinionated: Perfect for rallies, protests, or just a Tuesday afternoon at the grocery store.
Because the founding fathers didn’t stutter.