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The Golden Rule of Maintenance
Let’s face it: life is full of expensive hobbies, but some are more predictable than others. Whether it’s a garage full of project cars or a lifestyle that demands high-octane investments, you know the drill. If it rolls or it’s... well, a certain type of high-maintenance biological feature, your wallet is about to take a hit.
This shirt is the ultimate PSA for the gearheads, the jokers, and anyone who has ever looked at their bank statement and sighed in resignation. Perfect for car meets, dive bars, or just reminding your friends why you’re always "between projects." It’s bold, it’s brutally honest, and it’s the perfect gift for the guy who spends more on tires than he does on groceries.
Premium Quality: Soft enough to wipe away your tears after the mechanic gives you the quote.
Retail Fit: Looks great whether you're under a hood or sitting at the bar.
Sarcasm Included: No extra charge for the attitude.
"The Golden Rule of Maintenance" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirthttps://gemini.google.com/app/5b306be98eee944f
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