"Standby Mode" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
Navy / S
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You're not being rude. You're not being distant. You're just operating at a lower power state right now — and honestly, that's a feature, not a bug. Some people call it ignoring. You call it conserving energy for things that actually matter.This bold graphic tee says it all without you having to say a word. Big block lettering declares "I'M NOT IGNORING" — with "IGNORING" dramatically crossed out — followed by "JUST ON STANDBY MODE" in a gritty, vintage-distressed style. It's the perfect shirt for introverts, overthinkers, and anyone who needs a socially acceptable way to explain why they haven't responded to that text yet.Why customers love it:Saves you from having to explain your personality every single timeDistressed vintage typography gives it a worn-in, lived-in look that pairs with anythingWorks as both an honest warning label and a conversation starter (ironic, we know)Introverts, HSPs, and low-battery social humans finally have their spirit shirtMakes a hilarious gift that says "I get you" without requiring an actual conversationPerfect for: Introverts who need an exit strategy • Work-from-home warriors • Anyone who lives in Do Not Disturb mode • The friend who always replies "sorry, just saw this"Recharge required. Results may vary. Response time not guaranteed.Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.
"Standby Mode" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
$30.99
Sale price
$30.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The fabric: Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel that gets better with every wash. Relaxed unisex fit. Available in sizes S–4XL.