"Profound Thoughts 5" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
"Profound Thoughts 5" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Your brain is running on a frequency most people can't even pick up. It's not forgetfulness — it's your mind protecting humanity from thoughts too powerful for casual consumption. Finally, a shirt that explains everything.
Bold dark green serif text on a premium garment-dyed tee reads: "It's Not That I Forget Things Sometimes My Thoughts Are To Profound For The Universe To Allow Out Into The World" — the intellectual's ultimate excuse, wrapped in absurdist logic so airtight it practically argues itself. This is the shirt for the person who's always three philosophical leaps ahead and can't be bothered to remember where they put their keys.
Why customers love it:
- Delivers a perfectly deadpan excuse for literally any brain fog moment
- The oversized bold serif font makes it impossible to ignore — just like your opinions
- Speaks fluent overthinker in a single glance
- Gets a laugh from everyone who's ever blanked on a word mid-sentence and blamed the cosmos
- Soft, lived-in Comfort Colors fabric that feels as relaxed as your relationship with short-term memory
Perfect for: overthinkers and philosophers • forgetful geniuses • office casual Fridays • anyone who talks their way out of everything
The universe didn't forget to make you brilliant — it just couldn't handle the output.
Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.