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Tailored exclusively for the speed demons, high-velocity road cyclists, and urban bike enthusiasts who live their life with the pedal locked to the metal. This highly clever, provocative wordplay design is engineered specifically for individuals who steal the competitive show—and maybe a highly contested downtown parking spot along the route. Wear it out loud, ride hard, and outpace the traffic.
Why customers love it:
* High-potency, shock-value wordplay that shifts into hilarious cycling humor
* Sleek, high-velocity typographic layout tailored for modern alternative athletic sets
* Exceptionally breathable premium cotton that keeps you cool during urban sprints
* The funniest shock-value gift you could give to a dedicated gearhead or cyclist
Perfect for: High-speed cyclists • Urban commuting humor • Shock-value athletic wear • Motorcycle subculture jokes
Because pacing yourself is boring — and stealing the lead requires full throttle.
Pedo In Thief | Dad Hat — AttitudeShirts
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