"Pain in the Ass" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
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You've been through it. The prep, the procedure, the indignity of it all — and you survived. Now wear your battle scar with pride because if you can't laugh about having a camera shoved where the sun doesn't shine, what can you laugh about?This bold graphic tee features a cartoon backside with a colonoscopy scope doing its thing, complete with a bandage, pain indicators, and the unmistakable headline: "Colonoscopy is a pain in the ass." It's a literal statement, a medical fact, and a badge of honor all rolled into one gloriously uncomfortable conversation starter.Why customers love it:The ultimate "I survived my colonoscopy" reward shirt — way better than a lollipop from the doctor's officeTurns one of life's most awkward procedures into a punchline you can wear in publicSparks instant recognition and laughter from anyone who's been through the prep-day nightmareMakes a shockingly perfect gift for the 45+ crowd facing their first or fiftieth scopePrinted on ultra-soft Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed fabric — because your backside deserves comfort tooPerfect for: Post-procedure recovery bragging rights • Gastroenterology waiting rooms • Colorectal cancer awareness • Gag gifts for milestone birthdaysBecause the prep was the real pain in the ass — the shirt is just the punchline.Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.
"Pain in the Ass" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
$30.99
Sale price
$30.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The fabric: Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel that gets better with every wash. Relaxed unisex fit. Available in sizes S–4XL.