"Instructions Unclear" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
Red / S
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You picked up the manual on being human, skimmed the table of contents, and now you're just winging it with a slightly confused expression and a desperate need for caffeine. Congratulations — you are exactly the target audience for this shirt. We see you out there, functioning at roughly 60% capacity and making it look almost intentional.This design lays it all out in three brutally relatable steps: Step 1, hold the human mask you're supposed to wear in public. Step 2, attempt to put it on correctly (spoiler: the arrows suggest it goes everywhere at once). Step 3, give up and stare into the void with a question mark hovering over your head. Bold text below delivers the verdict: HUMANING: INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR. SEND COFFEE. It's equal parts existential crisis and morning routine — and somehow that's the most honest thing anyone has said all week.Why customers love it:Captures the exact feeling of adulting when nobody actually explained the rulesThe three-step diagram format is instantly funny because everyone recognizes the failure sequence"Send coffee" is a universal SOS that needs zero explanationDry, deadpan humor that's clever without trying too hard — the best kindStarts conversations with the only people worth talking to: other confused humans who also need coffeePerfect for: Monday mornings • office coffee runs • gift for the friend who's barely holding it together • anyone who adulted today and deserves a medalResults may vary. Instructions remain unclear. Coffee is non-negotiable.
"Instructions Unclear" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
$30.99
Sale price
$30.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The fabric: Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel that gets better with every wash. Relaxed unisex fit. Available in sizes S–4XL.