"Instructions Unclear" Premium Graphic Tee
"Instructions Unclear" Premium Graphic Tee
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
You picked up the manual on being human, skimmed the table of contents, and now you're just winging it with a slightly confused expression and a desperate need for caffeine. Congratulations — you are exactly the target audience for this shirt. We see you out there, functioning at roughly 60% capacity and making it look almost intentional. This design lays it all out in three brutally relatable steps: Step 1, hold the human mask you're supposed to wear in public. Step 2, attempt to put it on correctly (spoiler: the arrows suggest it goes everywhere at once). Step 3, give up and stare into the void with a question mark hovering over your head. Bold text below delivers the verdict: HUMANING: INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR. SEND COFFEE. It's equal parts existential crisis and morning routine — and somehow that's the most honest thing anyone has said all week. Why customers love it: Captures the exact feeling of adulting when nobody actually explained the rules The three-step diagram format is instantly funny because everyone recognizes the failure sequence "Send coffee" is a universal SOS that needs zero explanation Dry, deadpan humor that's clever without trying too hard — the best kind Starts conversations with the only people worth talking to: other confused humans who also need coffee Perfect for: Monday mornings • office coffee runs • gift for the friend who's barely holding it together • anyone who adulted today and deserves a medal Results may vary. Instructions remain unclear. Coffee is non-negotiable.
The fabric: Gildan 5000 heavyweight cotton — sturdy build that holds its shape wash after wash. This premium version features a full back print, a left sleeve accent, and a subtle interior neck label — front is left clean for an understated look. Available in sizes S–4XL.