"I Take Things Literally" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
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Sarcasm is a foreign language, and you never took the class. You hear what people say and you process it exactly as stated — no hidden meanings, no subtext, no decoder ring required. If that's caused some... interesting conversations, well, that's on them.This bold, no-nonsense tee states it plainly in massive block letters: "I TAKE THINGS LITERALLY. PLEASE DON'T BE SARASTIC, I'M NOT A TRANSLATOR." Two lines. Zero apologies. The all-caps typography screams the message as loud as your personality does in real life. It's a warning label for the people around you — and a badge of honor for you.Why customers love it:Cuts out the middleman — no more explaining yourself after a sarcasm misfireBold block-letter design is impossible to miss, just like your literal interpretationsHilariously relatable for anyone who's ever responded to "kill it at your presentation" by looking genuinely alarmedWorks as a preemptive strike against every sarcastic friend, coworker, or family member in your lifeThe misspelling of "sarastic" is either brilliantly ironic or perfectly on-brand — either way, people will talk about itPerfect for: literal thinkers & proud of it • gift for the friend who never gets the joke • autism & neurodivergent community • office humor & awkward coworkersFinally, a shirt that says exactly what it means — and means exactly what it says.
"I Take Things Literally" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
$30.99
Sale price
$30.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The fabric: Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel that gets better with every wash. Relaxed unisex fit. Available in sizes S–4XL.