"Highest Bidder" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
"Highest Bidder" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
You see three branches of government — we see three items on the auction block. If you've ever watched the news and thought 'who exactly is running this country and how much did they pay for it?' — this shirt was made for you.
This bold vintage-style graphic features the U.S. Capitol, the White House, and the Supreme Court stacked beneath a carnival-barker banner proclaiming Legislative. Executive. Judicial. — Open to the Highest Bidder. Gold coins, stacks of cash, and a gavel drive the point home. It's part political science, part dark comedy, and 100% the conversation starter you've been looking for.
Why customers love it:
- Says what everyone's thinking but nobody has the guts to put on a shirt
- Vintage propaganda-poster art style that looks incredible on garment-dyed fabric
- Works across the political spectrum — cynics of ALL affiliations welcome
- Comfort Colors 1717 is butter-soft, perfectly oversized, and built to last
- Sparks real conversations — or at least some serious side-eye at the airport
Perfect for: political rallies and protests • trivia nights and bar arguments • holiday dinners where someone WILL bring up politics • anyone who reads the news and needs a laugh to cope
Democracy may be for sale, but at least this shirt is reasonably priced.
Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.