"Fuck-O-Meter" Women's Tee
S / Light Blue
$30.99
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You're done pretending. Done nodding along. Done manufacturing enthusiasm for things that simply do not deserve it. If your give-a-damn broke a long time ago, this design was made in your honor.
Modeled after a classic pressure gauge, the Give-O-Fuck-O-Meter features three distinct zones: a green All The Fucks section, a yellow Some Fucks middle ground, and a bold red Zero Fucks zone on the right — with the needle pointing firmly into the red. A shrugging figure below the dial completes the message with perfect visual punctuation. It's deadpan engineering meets zero-filter honesty, and the result is a piece of art that says everything without you having to say a word.
Why people love it:
Needle Says It All: The gauge pointer is locked in the red — no ambiguity, no middle ground, just a clean mechanical verdict.
Universal Language: Anyone who's ever been over it, done with it, or simply exhausted by it will get this instantly.
Deadpan Design: The clinical gauge aesthetic makes the joke hit harder — it's not angry, it's just… measured.
Iconic Shrug: The little shrugging figure at the bottom is the chef's kiss — equal parts unbothered and unapologetic.
Zero Explanation Needed: No caption, no footnote — the meter reads the room so you don't have to.
Perfect for: anyone who's completely over it • coworkers who've maxed out on office nonsense • gift for the most unbothered person you know • anyone who just stopped caring and is thriving
Because some people give all the fucks, some people give a few — and then there's you, with your needle buried in the red and not a single regret about it.
"Fuck-O-Meter" Women's Tee
$30.99
Sale price
$30.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.00 | 19.00 | 21.00 | 23.00 | 25.00 |
| Length, in | 25.50 | 26.00 | 27.00 | 28.00 | 28.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 13.75 | 14.50 | 15.25 | 16.25 | 17.00 |
The fabric: Gildan 64000L women's fit — soft, lightweight cotton with a feminine cut. Front print only. Available in sizes S–3XL.