"Fuck-O-Meter" Sticker
2" × 2" / White
$3.99
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You're done pretending. Done nodding along. Done manufacturing enthusiasm for things that simply do not deserve it. If your give-a-damn broke a long time ago, this design was made in your honor.
Modeled after a classic pressure gauge, the Give-O-Fuck-O-Meter features three distinct zones: a green All The Fucks section, a yellow Some Fucks middle ground, and a bold red Zero Fucks zone on the right — with the needle pointing firmly into the red. A shrugging figure below the dial completes the message with perfect visual punctuation. It's deadpan engineering meets zero-filter honesty, and the result is a piece of art that says everything without you having to say a word.
Why people love it:
Needle Says It All: The gauge pointer is locked in the red — no ambiguity, no middle ground, just a clean mechanical verdict.
Universal Language: Anyone who's ever been over it, done with it, or simply exhausted by it will get this instantly.
Deadpan Design: The clinical gauge aesthetic makes the joke hit harder — it's not angry, it's just… measured.
Iconic Shrug: The little shrugging figure at the bottom is the chef's kiss — equal parts unbothered and unapologetic.
Zero Explanation Needed: No caption, no footnote — the meter reads the room so you don't have to.
Perfect for: anyone who's completely over it • coworkers who've maxed out on office nonsense • gift for the most unbothered person you know • anyone who just stopped caring and is thriving
Because some people give all the fucks, some people give a few — and then there's you, with your needle buried in the red and not a single regret about it.
"Fuck-O-Meter" Sticker
$3.99
Sale price
$3.99
Regular price
The sticker: durable kiss-cut vinyl, waterproof and fade-resistant. Sizes 2"×2" up to 6"×6" — slap it on a laptop, water bottle, bumper, or wherever it'll get noticed.