"Eye Contact Policy" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
Black / S
$30.99
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You don't do small talk. You don't do unsolicited opinions. And you definitely don't do awkward eye contact with strangers who can't take a hint. This shirt is your official policy statement — no explanation required.This bold graphic features a classic "prohibited" symbol — red circle with a diagonal slash — overlaid on a detailed eye illustration, making it crystal clear: eye contact is not on the menu. It's the kind of design that communicates volumes without saying a single word, which is exactly the point. Wear it and watch people immediately understand the assignment.Why customers love it:The design says everything so you don't have to — perfect for the introvert who's tired of explaining themselvesUniversally readable iconography means the message lands without a single word of textBold red-and-black contrast makes the graphic pop and commands attention (ironically)Strikes the ideal balance between antisocial statement and deadpan humorA conversation starter that literally discourages conversation — the ultimate irony flexPerfect for: Introverts on a crowded commute • Work-from-home warriors forced back into the office • Anyone who has ever faked being asleep on an airplane • The friend who shows up to the party but stays near the snacksFinally, a shirt that maintains boundaries so you don't have to.
"Eye Contact Policy" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
$30.99
Sale price
$30.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The fabric: Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel that gets better with every wash. Relaxed unisex fit. Available in sizes S–4XL.