"Eye Contact Policy" Sticker

$3.99 USD

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Size 2" × 2" 3" × 3" 4" × 4" 6" × 6"

Surface White

You don't do small talk. You don't do unsolicited opinions. And you definitely don't do awkward eye contact with strangers who can't take a hint. This shirt is your official policy statement — no explanation required. This bold graphic features a classic "prohibited" symbol — red circle with a diagonal slash — overlaid on a detailed eye illustration, making it crystal clear: eye contact is not on the menu. It's the kind of design that communicates volumes without saying a single word, which is exactly the point. Wear it and watch people immediately understand the assignment. Why customers love it: The design says everything so you don't have to — perfect for the introvert who's tired of explaining themselves Universally readable iconography means the message lands without a single word of text Bold red-and-black contrast makes the graphic pop and commands attention (ironically)Strikes the ideal balance between antisocial statement and deadpan humor A conversation starter that literally discourages conversation — the ultimate irony flex Perfect for: Introverts on a crowded commute • Work-from-home warriors forced back into the office • Anyone who has ever faked being asleep on an airplane • The friend who shows up to the party but stays near the snacks Finally, a shirt that maintains boundaries so you don't have to.