"Data Not Water" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
"Data Not Water" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
You run on data the way normal people run on water — and honestly, you're not sorry about it. Whether you're drowning in dashboards, swimming in spreadsheets, or just casually overflowing with opinions backed by actual numbers, this shirt was made for your particular brand of obsession.
This design features a glass tumbler overflowing with swirling streams of binary code, circuit board patterns, cloud servers, and data infrastructure — all rendered in electric teal, digital green, and cool blues. The word "data" sits bold across the glass where "water" has been crossed out beneath it. It's not just a shirt. It's a statement that your hydration source is a little different from everyone else's.
Why customers love it:
- Instantly recognizable to anyone who lives and breathes tech, data, or analytics — and completely baffling to everyone else
- The crossed-out "water" detail is a subtle flex that rewards people who actually look closely
- Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed fabric means it feels like you've owned it for years from the first wear
- Sparks real conversations at conferences, hackathons, and any room with a whiteboard
- Bold enough to wear proudly, nerdy enough to be genuinely funny
Perfect for: Data analysts & engineers • Tech conferences & meetups • Gifts for the spreadsheet obsessed • Anyone whose coffee mug is shaped like a server rack
Stay hydrated. Just not with water.
Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.