"Cyber Ants" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
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You see the world differently than most people — not as chaotic randomness, but as elegant systems humming with purpose. While everyone else is out here winging it, you appreciate the beauty of precision, complexity, and things that actually work. This shirt was made for you."Cyber Ants" is a jaw-dropping steampunk ant civilization rendered in intricate brass, copper, and gold — a towering mechanical colony complete with geared domes, crystal chambers, spiraling ramps, copper pipes, and clockwork towers topped with a winding key. Dozens of gilded mechanical ants swarm the structure, each one a tiny engineer in this impossibly detailed industrial empire. It's part fantasy architecture, part insect society, part Victorian fever dream — and it says you don't just think outside the box, you built a better box and staffed it with cyborg ants.Why customers love it:Conversation-starting design that stops people mid-sentence — they have to look closerInsanely detailed artwork that rewards attention — new details every time you lookComfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed fabric feels broken-in from day one, washes like a dreamSpeaks fluent steampunk, sci-fi, entomology, and "I have sophisticated taste in weird things"Rare crossover appeal for engineers, artists, gamers, nerds, and anyone who respects a well-run colonyPerfect for: Steampunk conventions & cosplay events • Science fiction fans & worldbuilders • Engineers & architects who appreciate mechanical beauty • Anyone who's ever been called "interestingly weird" and took it as a complimentBecause somewhere out there, an ant colony is running a tighter operation than your entire company — and now you can wear that truth on your chest.Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.
"Cyber Ants" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
$30.99
Sale price
$30.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The fabric: Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel that gets better with every wash. Relaxed unisex fit. Available in sizes S–4XL.