"Currently Offline" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
Navy / S
$30.99
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You didn't ghost anyone — you're just operating on a need-to-know basis, and right now nobody needs to know anything until Monday. If your idea of self-care is a hard disconnect from the world, the group chat, and every notification known to mankind, this shirt gets it.Rendered in a gritty, high-impact bold font on a stark black background, the Currently Offline (Out of Office Until Monday Morning) design says exactly what your out-of-office reply wishes it could. It's not rude — it's a status update. Consider yourself informed.Why customers love it:Delivers a crystal-clear message so you don't have to — silence, but make it fashionThe raw, distressed lettering gives it an unapologetic, zero-filter energy that matches the moodPerfect for anyone who treats the weekend like a sacred, unreachable sanctuaryDoubles as a social boundary announcement and a conversation starter — ironicallySpeaks fluent introvert, burnt-out professional, and chronically unbothered human beingPerfect for: Weekend warriors who mean it • Office escape artists • Anti-social butterflies • The friend who never responds until they're good and readyGone offline. Left on read. See you Monday — maybe.
"Currently Offline" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
$30.99
Sale price
$30.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The fabric: Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel that gets better with every wash. Relaxed unisex fit. Available in sizes S–4XL.