"Currently Offline" Kids Tee

"Currently Offline" Kids Tee

Navy / XS
$29.99
Sale price  $29.99 Regular price 
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"Currently Offline" Kids Tee

"Currently Offline" Kids Tee

$29.99
Sale price  $29.99 Regular price 
Color
Size
XS S M L XL
Width, in 16.14 16.93 18.11 18.90 20.08
Length, in 20.47 22.05 23.62 25.20 26.38
Sleeve length (from center back), in 13.39 14.17 15.35 16.14 17.32
Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00
You didn't ghost anyone — you're just operating on a need-to-know basis, and right now nobody needs to know anything until Monday. If your idea of self-care is a hard disconnect from the world, the group chat, and every notification known to mankind, this shirt gets it.Rendered in a gritty, high-impact bold font on a stark black background, the Currently Offline (Out of Office Until Monday Morning) design says exactly what your out-of-office reply wishes it could. It's not rude — it's a status update. Consider yourself informed.Why customers love it:Delivers a crystal-clear message so you don't have to — silence, but make it fashionThe raw, distressed lettering gives it an unapologetic, zero-filter energy that matches the moodPerfect for anyone who treats the weekend like a sacred, unreachable sanctuaryDoubles as a social boundary announcement and a conversation starter — ironicallySpeaks fluent introvert, burnt-out professional, and chronically unbothered human beingPerfect for: Weekend warriors who mean it • Office escape artists • Anti-social butterflies • The friend who never responds until they're good and readyGone offline. Left on read. See you Monday — maybe.

The fabric: Gildan 5000 heavyweight cotton — durable and comfortable for everyday wear. Front print only. Available in youth sizes XS–XL.

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