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You survived years of math class just fine until some genius decided the alphabet needed a side hustle. If your blood pressure still spikes at the memory of a teacher writing 'x' on the board and asking you to 'solve for it,' this shirt was made for your soul.Bold chalkboard-style lettering spells out ALGEBRA — crossed out with a big red X — followed by the unapologetic manifesto: Numbers are for Math. Letters are for Reading. Quit Trying to Mix Them Up. It's the protest sign you never got to carry in high school, finally immortalized on cotton.Why customers love it:Says exactly what every student, parent, and math-phobe has been thinking for decadesConversation starter that doubles as a trauma support group icebreakerThe chalkboard aesthetic is nostalgic AND satisfying — especially that big red XSoft, lived-in Comfort Colors fabric means you can wear your grudges comfortablyMakes a hilarious gift that requires zero explanation to anyone who's been to schoolPerfect for: Back-to-school season • Math teachers with a sense of humor • Students who need a spirit animal • Anyone who peaked in English classBecause life is too short to solve for X when you could just wear your feelings instead.Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.
"Algebra" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
$30.99
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The fabric: Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel that gets better with every wash. Relaxed unisex fit. Available in sizes S–4XL.