"You Are What You Eat Rooster 2" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
"You Are What You Eat Rooster 2" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
You eat chicken like it's your religion, and you wear that truth proudly. This shirt is for the carnivores, the grill masters, and everyone who's never once felt guilty about a rotisserie bird staring back at them from the dinner table.
A bold, close-up rooster gazes directly into your soul with the kind of judgment only a chicken can deliver — flanked by the undeniable truth: YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT. It's part life philosophy, part poultry confrontation, and 100% the energy you bring to every backyard cookout, wing night, and Sunday dinner. The rooster isn't mad. He's just honest.
Why customers love it:
- The rooster's dead-eye stare does all the talking — no explanation needed
- Garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717 feels like your favorite worn-in tee from day one
- Sparks instant reactions at BBQs, restaurants, and anywhere chicken is on the menu
- Unisex relaxed fit works for literally every body who loves poultry
- Makes the perfect gift for the unapologetic meat-eater in your life
Perfect for: Backyard BBQs & cookouts • Wing night with the crew • Gift for the carnivore who has everything • Farmers market & ranch life vibes
Wear it to your next chicken dinner and let the irony marinate.
Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.