"You Are What You Eat Rooster 1" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt

"You Are What You Eat Rooster 1" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt

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$30.68
Sale price  $30.68 Regular price 
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"You Are What You Eat Rooster 1" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt

"You Are What You Eat Rooster 1" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt

$30.68
Sale price  $30.68 Regular price 
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You eat chicken — grilled, fried, roasted, rotisserie'd at 8pm straight from the bag. No shame. Own it. This shirt is for the person who doesn't need a philosophy degree to understand their place in the food chain.

A bold, photorealistic rooster stands front and center, flanked by the words "YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT" in heavy black typography. It's part nutrition advice, part personality test, and 100% a conversation starter. Whether you're the grill master, the wing fanatic, or just someone who finds poultry-based humor deeply relatable — this design was made for you.

Why customers love it:

  • The rooster art is strikingly detailed — this isn't a cheap cartoon, it's a statement piece
  • The wordplay lands instantly — and the double take makes it even better
  • Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed fabric feels like your favorite worn-in tee from day one
  • Unisex fit works for everyone who has ever eaten a chicken nugget without regret
  • Sparks conversations, arguments, and unsolicited dietary confessions at every cookout

Perfect for: BBQ cookouts • chicken wing enthusiasts • food humor gift giving • anyone with zero apologies about their diet

Cluck around and find out what you're made of.

Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.

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