"You Are What You Eat - Cat 5" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
"You Are What You Eat - Cat 5" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Your cat doesn't judge you — okay, your cat absolutely judges you, and this shirt is proof. If you've ever locked eyes with a fluffy, dead-serious feline and felt personally evaluated, congratulations: you've found your spirit shirt.
This bold design features a majestic, thick-maned tabby cat with piercing green eyes staring you down like you just knocked something off a shelf on purpose. Above and below that regal, unimpressed face reads the classic wisdom: "You Are What You Eat" — which, coming from a creature that eats whatever it wants without apology, hits different. It's part life advice, part silent judgment, 100% cat energy.
Why customers love it:
- The cat's expression says everything you've ever wanted to say but were too polite to
- Bold, high-contrast typography makes the message impossible to ignore
- Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed fabric means it gets softer and better with every wash
- Works as a diet joke, a pet parent flex, or just a general declaration of chaos
- Sparks instant conversation — cat people will find you like moths to a flame
Perfect for: Cat moms and dads • Foodies with a dark side • Anyone who communicates primarily through feline body language • The person in every friend group who just... stares
Eat well. Or don't. The cat already knows what you did.
Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.