"You Are What You Eat - Cat 4" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
"You Are What You Eat - Cat 4" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
You're the person who side-eyes every food trend, rolls your eyes at diet culture, and still somehow ends up eating half a rotisserie chicken at midnight. This shirt gets you. It doesn't judge — it just tells the truth with a tiny furry face that somehow looks more judgmental than your entire family combined.
A supremely unimpressed tabby kitten stares you down with the kind of dead-eyed disappointment only cats can pull off, flanked by the immortal words: "You Are What You Eat." Whether that makes you a midnight snack, a gas station sushi roll, or a surprisingly decent human being — the cat already knows. The message is simple, the cat is ruthless, and the shirt is absolutely unavoidable at any gathering involving food.
Why customers love it:
- That kitten's expression says everything your nutritionist has been too polite to say
- Works as diet humor, foodie culture commentary, or just an excuse to wear a judgy cat
- Soft, lived-in Comfort Colors fabric that feels as good as your favorite cheat meal
- Sparks instant conversation — and maybe some deeply personal confessions about snacking habits
- Equally perfect for the health nut and the person who considers ketchup a vegetable
Perfect for: Foodies with self-awareness • Gym rats with a sense of humor • Cat lovers who relate to the judgment • Anyone who's ever regretted a 2am food decision
Wear it to brunch. Wear it to the gym. Wear it while eating something the cat would absolutely disapprove of.
Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.