"You Are What You Eat - Cat 1" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
"You Are What You Eat - Cat 1" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
You've heard the saying a thousand times, but never like this. This shirt doesn't sugarcoat it — it stares you dead in the face with the judgment of a hairless cat who has absolutely zero tolerance for your fast food excuses.
Featuring a supremely unimpressed Sphynx cat radiating pure disdain, flanked by bold block lettering that reads "YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT" — this design is equal parts life advice and roast. The wrinkled, ancient-looking feline looks like it's been watching your dietary choices for years and has officially run out of patience. It's the nutritionist you never asked for and the wake-up call you absolutely deserve.
Why customers love it:
- The Sphynx cat's withering glare does all the talking — no explanation needed
- Bold typography makes the message impossible to ignore (just like your eating habits)
- Works as health humor AND as a genuine lifestyle statement — it's both
- Starts conversations, arguments, and occasional moments of self-reflection
- Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed fabric means it feels as good as it looks smug
Perfect for: fitness enthusiasts with a sense of humor • cat lovers who appreciate attitude • nutrition nerds • anyone who loves a good roast at their own expense
Eat a salad. Or don't. But at least wear the shirt that knows the truth.
Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.