"Vitamin Beer" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
"Vitamin Beer" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Your doctor told you to take your vitamins. You're pretty sure this counts. If beer comes from grain and grain is basically nature's multivitamin, the science basically checks out — don't argue with logic like that.
This glowing neon-style design reads VITAMIN Beer DEFICIENCY in bold, luminous yellow lettering that hits like last call at your favorite bar. It's the kind of shirt that makes people do a double-take, then immediately want to buy you a round. It doesn't just say you drink beer — it says you've diagnosed the problem and you know exactly how to treat it.
Why customers love it:
- The neon sign aesthetic makes it look like wearable bar decor — instant conversation starter
- The "deficiency" punchline is smart enough to make people feel clever for getting it
- Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed fabric means it feels broken-in from day one
- Works equally well at a backyard cookout, brewery crawl, or Monday morning when you're already counting down to Friday
- Makes a gift so perfect for beer lovers that wrapping it feels almost unnecessary
Perfect for: Beer lovers & craft brew enthusiasts • Brewery tours & bar nights • BBQs, tailgates & weekend hangs • Funny gifts for guys, dads & anyone with a pulse
Doctor's orders: treat your deficiency immediately and aggressively.
Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.