"Vitamin Beer " Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
"Vitamin Beer " Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Your body is a temple, and temples require regular maintenance. You wouldn't let your car run dry on oil, so why are you running around with dangerously low beer levels? Science (well, your kind of science) demands a remedy.
This shirt says it loud and proud: "Vitamin Beer Deficiency" — stacked in bold outlined letters with a can of cold beer right below it, because the diagnosis comes with a prescription. It's part medical alert, part lifestyle philosophy, and 100% the shirt your doctor definitely didn't recommend but your liver spiritually endorses.
Why customers love it:
- Cuts straight to the point — no explaining needed, the shirt does the talking
- The "deficiency" framing makes drinking sound almost responsible, which is truly inspired
- Garment-dyed Comfort Colors fabric means it feels as good as that first sip after a long week
- Works equally well as a conversation starter and a conversation ender
- Graphic is clean, bold, and impossible to miss from across the bar
Perfect for: BBQs & backyard hangs • brewery crawls & beer festivals • gifting to that friend who self-medicates with hops • anyone who treats their fridge like a medicine cabinet
Consult your nearest bar for daily dosage recommendations — side effects include good times and zero regrets.
Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.