"Vitamin Beer 5" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
"Vitamin Beer 5" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Your doctor said take your vitamins. You took notes. Who says healthcare can't be delicious — or come in a 12 oz serving? You've always been more of a "functional beverage" kind of person anyway.
This design features a towering, gloriously chaotic pile of retro beer cans — weathered, golden, and stacked like trophies of a life well-lived. The bold "BEER" label screams loud and proud across every single can, because subtlety is overrated and so is sobriety. It's not just a shirt — it's a medical philosophy.
Why customers love it:
- Retro-style beer can artwork looks like it belongs in a dive bar Hall of Fame
- The sheer volume of cans on this design makes a statement no words could top
- Comfort Colors 1717 feels like your favorite worn-in tee from day one
- Garment-dyed fabric gives it that vintage, lived-in look that matches the vibe perfectly
- Guaranteed to spark conversations, toasts, and the occasional health debate
Perfect for: Backyard cookouts & tailgates • Beer festivals & brewery tours • Camping weekends • Gifting the friend who skipped the vitamin aisle entirely
Cheers to the recommended daily allowance of not taking life too seriously.
Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.