"Urgent Priorities" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
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You've mastered the ancient corporate art of looking incredibly busy while giving absolutely zero thought to anyone's so-called "urgent" requests. You didn't climb to Team Lead by caring — you got there by outlasting everyone else's enthusiasm.This design features a gloriously unbothered owl in a pinstripe vest, badge reading "Team Lead," sipping from a mug labeled "Tears of My Team" while working at a laptop surrounded by chaos: a filing cabinet marked "Priorities: None," a box of "Meeting Minutes (read never)," and a productivity scale set firmly to "Aggressive Disinterest." It's not a shirt — it's a performance review you give yourself.Why customers love it:Perfectly captures the energy of someone who has survived enough corporate nonsense to stop pretendingThe owl's dead-eyed stare says everything your out-of-office message wishes it could"Tears of My Team" mug detail rewards anyone who looks close enough to deserve itGarment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717 means it feels as effortless as your work ethic appearsMakes an ideal gift that says "I see you, and I respect your boundaries" without a single meetingPerfect for: Team leads who lead by example of not caring • Office workers surviving their third reorg • Remote employees who haven't turned their camera on since 2021 • Anyone whose calendar is full and soul is emptyBecause leadership isn't about having all the answers — it's about looking sufficiently exhausted that no one asks you any questions.Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.
"Urgent Priorities" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
$30.99
Sale price
$30.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The fabric: Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel that gets better with every wash. Relaxed unisex fit. Available in sizes S–4XL.