"Trump Electile Dysfunction" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
"Trump Electile Dysfunction" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
You don't need a medical degree to diagnose this one. If your feelings about the last few election cycles can be summed up in two words, this shirt says it louder than a rally crowd.
Featuring a bold line-art profile portrait of Donald Trump rendered in classic sketch style, paired with the gut-punch phrase "Electile Dysfunction" — the political condition affecting millions who just can't seem to get an election to go the way they want. It's the diagnosis nobody ordered but everybody's walking around with. Wear it and watch half the room lose it laughing while the other half loses it for different reasons.
Why customers love it:
- The pun hits harder than a campaign attack ad — and lands way funnier
- Clean line-art design looks sharp on the garment-dyed Comfort Colors fabric
- Sparks instant conversation — whether you're starting one or ending one
- Works as political commentary AND a medical joke simultaneously, because why choose
- Comfort Colors 1717 means it's as easy to wear as the joke is easy to get
Perfect for: Election night watch parties • Political rallies and protests • Gift for your most opinionated friend • Everyday wear for the chronically politically exhausted
Some conditions have no cure — but at least they have a shirt.
Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.