"Toilet Paper Constitution" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
"Toilet Paper Constitution" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A Policy That’s Hard to Swallow.
Ever feel like the foundational laws of the land are being treated more like "single-use" disposables? This shirt features a bold, irreverent graphic of the Constitution on a toilet paper roll, punctuated by the Republican elephant. It’s the ultimate statement piece for the voter who believes the party line is making a mess of our civil liberties.
Whether you're frustrated with recent legislation or just want to highlight the "wiping away" of established norms, this design delivers a punchy, sarcastic message that won't be ignored. It’s perfect for rallies, voting day, or just making sure your local representative knows exactly where you stand on their "interpretations."
The Dirty Details:
- Provocative Visual Satire: A blunt, humorous metaphor for the current state of constitutional adherence.
- Bold Contrast: Crisp "We The People" calligraphy paired with a vibrant GOP icon for an unmistakable political jab.
- Ultra-Soft Fabric: Much more comfortable than actual parchment (and definitely softer than 1-ply).
- Gift for the Disgruntled: Ideal for the activist, the political science major, or the friend who hasn't stopped venting since the last primary.
Because some rights aren't meant to be "disposable."