"Tires or Tits" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
"Tires or Tits" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
You already know the two great financial certainties of life — and you've got the receipts to prove it. This shirt is for the realists, the wise-cracked, and anyone who learned the hard way that both come with a price tag and a smile that costs extra.
The design features bold black lettering declaring "If it's got tires or tits, it will cost you" flanked by gold dollar signs and sparkle accents, paired with a sleek red sports car on one side and a grinning brunette on the other. It's equal-opportunity financial wisdom delivered with zero apologies and maximum swagger.
Why customers love it:
- Hits the punchline perfectly — cars and women, the two most expensive things a man ever loved
- Bold, readable design that does the talking so you don't have to
- Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed fabric feels like your favorite worn-in tee from day one
- Gets laughs from everyone who's ever had a mechanic bill or a first date wreck their budget simultaneously
- Works as a gift because absolutely everyone knows someone who needs this truth printed on their chest
Perfect for: car guys with a sense of humor • guys' nights and bachelor parties • Father's Day gifts • garage hangouts and auto shows
Some lessons cost you a down payment. Might as well wear the diploma.
Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.