"Thank You For Not Swallowing" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
Black / S
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You exist. That's proof enough that your mom made a choice — and honestly? It's the best decision she ever made. This one's for every kid who's equal parts grateful and a little too comfortable crossing the line.Printed in bold retro typography across three rows of dark red, teal, and golden yellow, this graphic tee reads: "Thank You Mom For Not Swallowing — Happy Mother's Day." It's shameless, it's hilarious, and it says everything your family is already thinking but nobody has the guts to put on a shirt. Until now.Why customers love it:Delivers the ultimate inappropriate Mother's Day message with zero apologyRetro 70s-style bubble lettering gives it a nostalgic vibe that makes the joke land even harderBold three-color design is impossible to miss — and impossible not to laugh atWorks as a gift or something you wear proudly at the family cookoutThe kind of shirt that breaks the ice, starts conversations, and gets you side-eyed by exactly the right peoplePerfect for: Mother's Day gifting • Family reunions • Adult humor lovers • Anyone who survived childhoodWear it with pride — after all, she made her choice, and here you are.
"Thank You For Not Swallowing" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
$30.99
Sale price
$30.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The fabric: Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel that gets better with every wash. Relaxed unisex fit. Available in sizes S–4XL.