"Terms and Conditions" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
"Terms and Conditions" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
You actually read the whole thing. Every clause. Every sub-section. Every 'by clicking agree you forfeit your soul' footnote. While the rest of humanity rage-clicked 'I Accept' without a second thought, you were in there — highlighting, cross-referencing, questioning arbitration clauses like the absolute legend you are. This shirt was made for you. Bold white typography dominates the front with the phrase 'The Person Who Actually Reads THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS (I Accept)' — arranged in a vintage proclamation style with gold accent lettering and decorative chevrons framing the center. It's a badge of honor for the detail-obsessed, the legally curious, and anyone who has ever actually known what they were agreeing to. It says: I am thorough, I am skeptical, and I am slightly insufferable about it — and I have zero regrets. Why customers love it: Celebrates the rare, maddening habit of actually reading what everyone else ignores The vintage proclamation layout makes it look like an official decree — because your diligence deserves recognition Instantly relatable to lawyers, engineers, accountants, IT professionals, and that one friend who ruins every app install Sparks real conversations — and gives you a chance to explain GDPR to a stranger Dripping with dry, intellectual humor that lands hardest on the people who get it most Perfect for: Tech and IT professionals • Law students and attorneys • The office's resident over-thinker • Gifts for the detail-oriented friend who checks everything twice Fine print enthusiasts, this one's for you — and yes, you read that correctly on the first pass.
The fabric: Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel that gets better with every wash. Relaxed unisex fit. Available in sizes S–4XL.