"Team Leadership Effort" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
You've seen the type — sits behind a laptop like a grumpy wolf on a throne of crushed cardboard, badge swinging, coffee mug filled with the tears of their team, and a to-do list that simply reads "NEVER." If you've worked under that guy — or if you are that guy and you're owning every second of it — this shirt was made for you. This design features a disgruntled wolf in a suit jacket sporting a "Team Lead" badge, slumped over a MacBook surrounded by overflowing file cabinets, collapsed boxes labeled "Tears of My Team," and three exhausted employees questioning their life choices in the background. A hanging sign reads "Team Leadership Competence: Mysteriously Absent" — and the bold text below seals the deal: Team Leadership Effort: Attaining Minimum Viable Incompetence. It's the performance review nobody writes but everybody means. Why customers love it: Perfectly captures the energy of every bad boss you've ever survived — or become The layered details reward a second look: the tears mug, the "To-Do: Never" folder, the dead-eyed team members Sharp enough to wear in public, savage enough that your coworkers will screenshot it Makes an instant connection with anyone who's ever sat through a useless team meeting Printed on ultra-soft Comfort Colors 1717 — because at least YOUR comfort is managed competently Perfect for: Office gift exchanges • Work happy hours • Quitting day celebrations • Passive-aggressive team lunches Leadership is a skill. You just chose not to develop it — and now it comes in shirt form. Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.
The fabric: Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel that gets better with every wash. Relaxed unisex fit. Available in sizes S–4XL.