"Strip Poker Professional" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
Navy / S
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You've stared down a full house, calculated the odds, and made your move — straight into losing your shirt. Literally. If poker faces aren't your strong suit but losing gracefully definitely is, this is your official uniform.The design features a vintage-styled fan of five playing cards — King of Hearts, Queen of Diamonds, 10 of Clubs, Jack of Spades, and the Ace of Spades — rendered in a beautifully aged, sepia-toned aesthetic that looks like it came straight off a riverboat gambling table. Bold distressed text across the top reads Strip Poker Professional, and the kicker at the bottom drives it home: I Get Naked First. It's self-aware, it's shameless, and it wears the L like a badge of honor.Why customers love it:Owns the joke completely — no shame, just laughs and a good poker face on the way downThe vintage card artwork gives it a classic, well-designed look that goes beyond a basic novelty teeThe punchline lands every time — people will read it twice and lose itPerfect conversation starter at game nights, casinos, or literally anywhere adults gatherMakes losing at poker feel like a personality trait worth bragging aboutPerfect for: poker night host gifts • casino trips • bachelor and bachelorette parties • gag gifts for the friend who always folds lateThe only hand you play better than poker is the one that waves goodbye to your dignity — and honestly, you're fine with that.
"Strip Poker Professional" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
$30.99
Sale price
$30.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The fabric: Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel that gets better with every wash. Relaxed unisex fit. Available in sizes S–4XL.