"Social Battery" Premium Graphic Tee
Tennessee Orange / S
$32.99
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Your social battery is on life support, and honestly? Same. You didn't come here to small talk — you came here to survive the interaction and get back to your couch as fast as humanly possible. This shirt gets it.The design features a nearly-drained battery icon with a tiny red sliver of life left, plugged into a coffee cup as its only hope of recharging — paired with the brutally honest text: "Social Battery: 2% (Will Recharge in 3–5 Business Days)." It's the universal signal to back off, give space, and maybe don't invite them to that thing this weekend. Or ever.Why customers love it:Says everything you've always wanted to say without opening your mouth — perfect irony for the antisocialThe battery + coffee cup visual is instantly relatable to anyone who runs on caffeine and avoidanceDark humor with zero apology — because pretending to be an extrovert is exhaustingMakes a hilarious conversation starter (with people who already know to keep it brief)The "3–5 business days" line lands every single time — corporate speak meets introvert survival modePerfect for: introverts & antisocial personalities • office workers who've had enough • gifts for the friend who cancels plans • anyone who survives on coffee and silenceWear it as a warning label. Consider it a public service.
"Social Battery" Premium Graphic Tee
$32.99
Sale price
$32.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The fabric: Gildan 5000 heavyweight cotton — sturdy build that holds its shape wash after wash. This premium version features a full back print, a left sleeve accent, and a subtle interior neck label — front is left clean for an understated look. Available in sizes S–4XL.