"Shiny and Loud Bad Decision 2" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
"Shiny and Loud Bad Decision 2" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
You see something shiny. You hear something loud. Your brain says "bad idea" and your hands say "hold my beer." If this is your origin story on a weekly basis, congratulations — we made this shirt specifically for you.
This bold graphic tee features a caution warning sign, a lightning bolt, a blaring megaphone, and a bright red alert symbol — all surrounding the undeniable truth: "If it's shiny and loud, I'll probably make a bad decision." It's not a confession. It's a personality trait. And honestly? You've made peace with it.
Why customers love it:
- Brutally honest self-awareness that hits way too close to home
- Warning sign aesthetic that doubles as a public service announcement for everyone around you
- Sparks instant recognition and laughter from anyone who knows you well
- Garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717 — lived-in feel, premium weight, ridiculously soft
- Makes the perfect gift because it's basically just describing someone you love
Perfect for: weekend adventures gone wrong • car shows and loud events • gift for impulsive friends • anyone who shops first and regrets later
You read the warning. You bought the shirt anyway. Nailed it.
Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.