"Sarcasm" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
Red / S
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You don't suffer fools gladly — honestly, you barely suffer them at all. If eye-rolling were an Olympic sport, you'd have more gold medals than you'd know what to do with. This shirt gets you.The Sarcasm design (AS-1586) says exactly what it needs to say, no explanation required — because if you have to explain sarcasm to someone, that's their problem, not yours. It's the wearable equivalent of a perfectly timed deadpan stare, a slow clap, or an "Oh, wow. Fascinating." delivered with surgical precision. Wear it as a warning label. Wear it as a badge of honor. Wear it because subtlety is overrated and you stopped pretending otherwise years ago.Why customers love it:Communicates your entire personality before you even open your mouthDoubles as a polite disclaimer for everyone around youBold, unapologetic graphic that fellow sarcasm fluent people will immediately recognize and respectSaves you the energy of having to explain your sense of humor — the shirt does the heavy liftingMakes the perfect gift for the person in your life who texts back "cool story" unironicallyPerfect for: Sarcasm enthusiasts • Reluctant social situations • Gifting to your most brutally honest friend • Casual Fridays when you've already used up your patience by ThursdayBecause "I was being sarcastic" gets exhausting to say — now you can just point at your chest.
"Sarcasm" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
$30.99
Sale price
$30.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The fabric: Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel that gets better with every wash. Relaxed unisex fit. Available in sizes S–4XL.