RM: Ready for Marriage (Probably Not) | Kiss-Cut Sticker — AttitudeShirts

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Size 2" × 2" 3" × 3" 4" × 4" 6" × 6"

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Ready to make an incredibly bold, potentially reckless public statement about your current relationship status? Our “RM: Ready for Marriage (Probably Not)” tee lets the room know you are technically marketable, but your deep commitment issues and love for personal space are highly likely to interfere with the wedding registry. It’s the perfect comedic shield for the chronically single or sarcastically taken. Why customers love it: * Flawless regional-religious/cultural dating parody humor * Clean, minimalistic textual formatting that lets your commitment dread shine * Soft premium blend designed to survive endless nosy questions from family members * Hilarious gift choice for single millennials, engagement parties, or bridal shower pranks Perfect for: Singles holiday defense arrays • Engagement parody tracking • Millennial dating comedy • Sarcastic relationship declarations Because updating your relationship status on a shirt keeps expectations perfectly managed.