"Right to Arm Bears" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
"Right to Arm Bears" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
You believe the Second Amendment is non-negotiable — and you've got a sense of humor sharp enough to back it up. This shirt doesn't just make a statement, it makes the whole room laugh before they even finish reading it. Wear it loud, wear it proud, and let the pun do the talking.
Front and center: a swaggering grizzly bear rocking a cowboy hat, American flag aviator shades, and a red-white-and-blue bandana — flanked by rifles, loaded with bullets, and absolutely zero apologies. The text reads "I SUPPORT THE RIGHT TO ARM BEARS" — a constitutional pun so perfectly executed it might just be protected speech. It's patriotic, it's hilarious, and it hits harder than a .308 at 500 yards.
Why customers love it:
- The pun lands every single time — guaranteed to spark a double-take and a laugh from anyone who reads it
- The artwork is insanely detailed — this isn't clip art, it's a full-on patriotic grizzly power fantasy
- It's the perfect icebreaker at cookouts, gun ranges, hunting trips, and family reunions with that one uncle
- Printed on Comfort Colors 1717 — the softest, most lived-in feeling tee you'll ever own
- Makes a gift so good, the recipient will immediately wonder why they didn't think of it first
Perfect for: gun enthusiasts with a sense of humor • Second Amendment supporters • outdoor adventurers • gift giving for the guy who has everything
Because the Founding Fathers never said anything about bears having to wait 10 days.
Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.