"Religion 100% Bullshit" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
"Religion 100% Bullshit" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
You've always suspected it, and now you can wear the truth on your chest. Whether it's a centuries-old institution or a weekend wellness retreat with a charismatic leader, the math doesn't lie — and neither does this shirt.
Bold vintage-style lettering lays it all out in black and gold: Founder is Dead = Religion. Founder is Alive = Cult. And the verdict on both? A massive, unapologetic 100% Bullshit — complete with a red bull icon driving the point home. It's the kind of philosophical statement that fits on a shirt and lives rent-free in the heads of everyone who reads it.
Why customers love it:
- Delivers a brutal logical takedown of organized belief systems in two clean lines
- Vintage carnival-style typography makes the message hit even harder with old-school swagger
- The bull graphic isn't subtle — and that's exactly the point
- Sparks conversations, arguments, and unfollows — sometimes all at once
- Wearable philosophy for people who skipped church and never looked back
Perfect for: skeptics and freethinkers • philosophy nerds with no filter • atheist and agnostic gift ideas • anyone who's escaped a high-control group
Because nothing says enlightenment like calling it what it is.
The fabric: Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel that gets better with every wash. Relaxed unisex fit. Available in sizes S–4XL.