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You didn't just miss the mark — you obliterated it, collected the rubble, and stored it in a box labeled Tears of My Subordinates. If your leadership style could be summarized as "somehow made it worse," this shirt was designed in your honor.This design features a grumpy, battle-worn badger in a tattered suit and Project Lead lanyard, slumped over a cracked MacBook and surrounded by chaos: overflowing file cabinets, stacks of unread documents, and cardboard boxes labeled "Tears of My Subordinates" — two of them, because one was never going to be enough. Signs declare "Deadlines: Until the Sun Dies," "Priorities: None," "Critical Path: Annihilated," and "Project Competence: Legendary in Their Own Mind." The tagline hits hard: Project Leadership Effort: Achieving Absolute Operational Disaster. It's the shirt that says you've attended every meeting, contributed nothing, and somehow got promoted anyway.Why customers love it:Perfectly captures the energy of every project lead who's ever confidently driven a team off a cliffThe badger in a suit is uncomfortably relatable to anyone who's survived corporate project managementMakes an instant connection with coworkers who know exactly who this shirt is aboutWearable workplace trauma — finally, a coping mechanism that fits in a drawerBold enough to wear to a team retrospective without a single trace of ironyPerfect for: Office gift exchanges • Project manager survival parties • Work happy hours • Anyone who's ever sent a "per my last email" replyBecause nothing says "lessons learned" like wearing your failures on a garment-dyed cotton tee.Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.
"Project Leader" Premium Graphic Tee
$32.99
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$32.99
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The fabric: Gildan 5000 heavyweight cotton — sturdy build that holds its shape wash after wash. This premium version features a full back print, a left sleeve accent, and a subtle interior neck label — front is left clean for an understated look. Available in sizes S–4XL.