"Profound Thoughts 6" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
"Profound Thoughts 6" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Your brain is basically a five-star restaurant that keeps losing the specials board. It's not forgetfulness — it's cosmic gatekeeping. The universe simply isn't ready for everything you've got going on up there.
This shirt says it all in soft, elegant type: "It's Not That I Forget Things — Sometimes My Thoughts Are Too Profound For The Universe To Allow Out Into The World." Printed in a gentle cream-on-white tone that practically whispers sophistication while loudly announcing that you are, in fact, the most interesting person in any room — even when you can't remember why you walked into it.
Why customers love it:
- The perfect comeback for every time someone calls you spacey, scattered, or "a lot"
- Soft garment-dyed Comfort Colors fabric feels as good as your thoughts are deep
- Low-key design reads as art until people actually read it — then it reads as a personality
- Makes a brilliant gift for the overthinker, the philosopher, or the person who forgets their coffee on the roof of the car
- Unisex fit works as a cozy everyday statement piece or a conversation-starting going-out shirt
Perfect for: overthinkers who forget everything • philosophy majors and life coaches • the friend everyone calls "a lot" • anyone who has lost their keys three times today
Your thoughts aren't lost — they're just waiting for a universe worthy of receiving them. This shirt gets it.
Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.