"Profound Thoughts 3" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
"Profound Thoughts 3" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
You didn't forget that brilliant idea — the universe simply wasn't ready for it. Your brain operates on a frequency too advanced for ordinary reality, and honestly, that's not your problem to fix.
This design features a detailed illustration of a human brain packed with the truth you've always known: "It's Not That I Forget Things — Sometimes My Thoughts Are Too Profound For The Universe To Allow Out Into The World." It's the perfect blend of intellectual vanity and self-aware humor, printed on a premium garment-dyed tee that looks as effortlessly cool as you pretend to be.
Why customers love it:
- Finally, a scientifically reasonable explanation for forgetting where you put your keys
- Sparks instant recognition from every overthinker, daydreamer, and "I had the best idea in the shower" person in the room
- The vintage garment-dyed finish makes it look like you've owned this level of genius for years
- Works equally well as a humble brag AND a sincere belief — you decide which
- Comfort Colors 1717 fabric is ridiculously soft, because profound thinkers deserve comfort
Perfect for: overthinkers and philosophers • forgetful geniuses • office humor • gift for the smartest person in the room (ask them, they'll confirm)
The universe is gatekeeping your best thoughts. At least your shirt can get out.
Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.