"Profound Thoughts 2" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
"Profound Thoughts 2" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Your brain works differently than everyone else's — and honestly? The universe just isn't ready for what's cooking up there. You don't forget things. You just operate on a frequency most people can't tune into.
This vintage-worn graphic features a detailed brain illustration surrounded by the unapologetic truth: "It's Not That I Forget Things — Sometimes My Thoughts Are Too Profound for the Universe to Allow Out Into the World." It's part philosophy, part self-defense, and 100% the shirt that finally gives you a solid explanation for every blank stare you've ever received mid-sentence.
Why customers love it:
- Perfectly captures that feeling when a brilliant thought vanishes before you can say it out loud
- Distressed vintage print looks like it came straight out of your "deep thinking" era
- The Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed fabric is impossibly soft — great for when you need to think in comfort
- Works as both a humble brag AND a solid excuse for spacing out at family dinners
- Sparks conversations with exactly the kind of people you actually want to talk to
Perfect for: overthinkers and philosophers • forgetful geniuses • sarcastic intellectuals • anyone who's ever lost a thought mid-sentence
The universe didn't let your best ideas out — but at least it let this shirt happen.
Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.