"Professional Email Apologist" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
"Professional Email Apologist" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
You've mastered the art of the delayed response. 'Sorry for the late reply' is basically your email signature at this point, and honestly? You've made peace with it. This shirt is for the inbox avoiders, the draft-folder hoarders, and the people who treat a three-week-old email like it's still totally fine to respond to.
Bold black block lettering declares your true professional title: PROFESSIONAL EMAIL APOLOGIST, established 2026 — because this skill set has been years in the making. It's clean, it's confident, and it says everything about the kind of worker you actually are (brilliant, just perpetually behind on correspondence).
Why customers love it:
- Perfectly captures that specific flavor of workplace guilt everyone pretends they don't have
- Clean, bold typography looks sharp enough to wear to the office — where you owe at least six people a reply
- The 'Est. 2026' detail makes it feel official, like a certified credential you definitely earned
- Great conversation starter for anyone who also lives in email purgatory
- Relatable enough to go viral at any company happy hour or team offsite
Perfect for: remote workers who ghost their inbox • corporate survivors • the 'I'll get to it Monday' crowd • anyone who has ever typed 'sorry for the delayed response' more than twice in a day
Your out-of-office message is permanently on, and this shirt makes it official.
Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.