"Per My Last Email" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
"Per My Last Email" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
You've said it once. You've said it twice. You even attached the PDF. And yet, here they are — acting like the email never existed. This shirt is for everyone who's mastered the art of professional shade. Bold, oversized typography stacks the phrase "Per My Last Email," followed by the gut-punch kicker: "...I am already ignoring you." Dark navy and graphite lettering command attention, punctuated by a defiant red comma that somehow says more than the whole sentence. It's passive-aggressive perfection dressed up in graphic tee form — corporate frustration meets zero apologies. Why customers love it: Perfectly captures the universal experience of being ignored after a crystal-clear email — then ignored again The red comma detail is a subtle design flex that email veterans will immediately clock Delivers maximum sarcasm with zero HR violations — it's just a shirt, technically Makes an unforgettable statement at the office, on Zoom call backgrounds, or at any work-from-home setup The message does the talking so you don't have to — which is kind of the whole point Perfect for: Office culture warriors • Remote work survivors • The "reply all" crowd • Anyone who's ever written "as previously stated" Wear it on casual Friday. Watch your coworkers suddenly start reading their emails.
The fabric: Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel that gets better with every wash. Relaxed unisex fit. Available in sizes S–4XL.