"Nympho Wanted Apply Within" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
"Nympho Wanted Apply Within" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
You've never been one to beat around the bush — why start now? This shirt says exactly what you're looking for, and it says it loud enough that the right person will notice. No pickup lines needed. No awkward small talk. Just an open application process. Bold distressed white lettering on a black garment reads "NYMPHO Wanted — Apply Within" with a cracked, weathered texture that gives it that perfectly worn-in, no-apologies aesthetic. A massive downward arrow makes sure nobody misses the point. It's raw, it's direct, and it absolutely does not care what anyone thinks. Why customers love it: Does the flirting for you — zero effort required on your part Distressed grunge lettering gives it an edgy, vintage feel that stands out in a crowd Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed fabric means it feels as good as it looks — soft, broken-in, and heavyweight Perfect conversation starter (or ender, depending on who's reading it)The kind of shirt that separates the fun people from everyone else instantly Perfect for: bar nights out • festivals and concerts • bachelorette parties • anyone with zero filter Because life's too short for subtle hints. Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.
The fabric: Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel that gets better with every wash. Relaxed unisex fit. Available in sizes S–4XL.